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I have absolutely no idea why my Gmail would automatically send such an important e-mail into my "spam" folder:

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: Where did you go to school?
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That's a shame.  I apparently wasted four years of my life.  I could've just purchased my degree!

(I also apparently didn't learn that words such as "Your," "Available" and "Have" should be capitalized in the middle of regular sentences.  I guess those who simply buy degrees also buy that Intelligence.)